Hard Thesaurus on the USAs

There are only a few sites out there that really provide in-depth and timely coverage of fitness and figure shows, and Hard Fitness is one of those sites. JC Lopez does a great job of capturing multiple images of just about every competitor, which is helpful to athletes and fans alike. I have to bust his chops, however, on the amount of bandwidth he must have used on thesaurus.com to come up with some of the outlandish terminology sprinkled throughout his NPC USA report. For example (some words are linked to the definitions)..

That same weekend on Wednesday upon my arrival the usual quotidian task of renting a car bared a peculiar scene. At the Enterprise car rental waiting area several eyes goggled at the spectacle within their perimeters. A muscular, well developed female physique stood erect in the iniquitous heat, none other than Heather Policky. Perhaps an omen or augury of what would betide later on that weekend at the USA's. Knowing a manifold of female bodybuilders that would present their physiques on stage, clearly Heather would be one of the best and the one to be concerned about.

Come again? Quotidian task? An omen or augury? Betide? What the.. am I reading a report from a bodybuilding show, or a Tolstoy novel?

Anyhow, even amongst the manifolds and iniquitous heat, he does provide good coverage — as well as pointing out the travesty of Tana Swink not getting her pro card, which was a big shocker to me as well.

Enjoy.

Or should I say.. please indulge in the ubiquitous nature of these omnipresent digital tomes. Huzzah!